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So What If Elon's a Lizardman? | (Ep. 201)

So What If Elon's a Lizardman? | (Ep. 201)

Update: 2025-11-03
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The guys go through some of the best pitches so far. ("Best" is strong.) Then:


  • Conspiracy theories aren't your job. What is?

  • You have heard that Israel k*lled Charlie. Or that Elon is a lizard man. What next?

  • Make sure you're rooted in the God, who never changes, before you think about investigating conspiracy theories (which always change). And then, understand that you will never know.

  • Understand how streaming incentivizes the wildest and craziest takes...and AI has made it a million times worse.

  • Obviously the government lies (MK Ultra? Covid? NSA?). Trust people / churches who haven't lied to you.

  • Internalize the Coca-Cola CEO's words: "The truth is, we're not that smart; and we're not that dumb."

  • One of these isn't not untrue: A Jew rules the world. Birds aren't real.


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Stories Are Soul Food is presented by Canon Press

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So What If Elon's a Lizardman? | (Ep. 201)

So What If Elon's a Lizardman? | (Ep. 201)

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